Silk

Wearing silk is like playing with fire, and therefore the fabric should not be found in a good Christian's closet. This is only my personal opinion, mind you. But consider the fact that Hollywood stars wear silk, and it is common knowledge that many of them have the morals of a tomcat on Viagra. Better to wear nylon and sweat like a Swede in a sauna than be seduced by silk. And as if avoiding temptation were not reason enough for not wearing silk, then consider that fabric's origins. What woman in her right mind would wear a dress mad from caterpillar secretions?

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