Monday, September 15, 2008

First Time

Hi! Not sure what I am doing trying to write a blog; but with autumn fast approaching I felt it my duty to warn the world of the impending danger of the serial killer spider.

Little is known of him but his handy work is everywhere------in the corner of the ceilings, between the glass panes of the window, under the work bench, even in the newly mown grass. As he sets his traps to allure the harem of the insect world to his parlor. Then he quickly wraps them in a cocoon for his late night snack with milk and honey. Quickly making a flying carpet web to journey to another secret location.

So beware lest you fall under his spell and end up his late night Dave Letterman snack.

This is your roaming reporter Zoom Zoom.

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