The hottest and latest thing in fashion is Aquarium clothing. Shark & Shark has come out with a new line of fashion that is also living habitat for fish. The first and most popular item was the bra. Made of a super duper rubber plastic for extra strength so it will not tear, it is a two-sided bra that hooks in the front. This bra is then filled with sparkling fresh water and live minnows. These minnows are raised especially for the bras. They are breed to be mini-minnows. The minnows are put in the bra and it is sealed. Now what makes this so wonderful, is that the person wearing the bra heats the water with their own body heat and provides oxygen by their body movements. A person wearing this bra will benefit from a massage by the minnows swimming around and rubbing against their body; like a thousand little fingers massaging them. A person can even personally design their own bra by choosing what will go in with the minnows; such as seed weed and other vegetation.
There is also a line of aquarium hats. Image a derby hat with a seahorse swim around in it and a little treasure chest in the middle. Or how about a sailor hat with a mini whale in it.
Also available are aquarium shoes. One can either choose between ones that look like plastic bags tied to your feet or big fish bowls held on with suspenders around your legs. In both kinds the fish that are use are called feet feeders. As you wear these shoes the fish give you a pedicure, nibbling off all your dry skin, leaving your feet smooth and clean.
Word of warning: With all the Aquarium Wear, one can not wear in freezing weather because the water will freeze.
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Peg, i like this idea, especially the sock's aquarium where the fishies nibble on you. You know, in the ocean they will do this too...it is a funny feeling but you get used to it, in fact i MISS it! Is there a link to this? I especially want to see the bra aquarium!
To my knowledge there is no link because most of it is from my warped mind. Altought I did hear about a spa that uses fishes to clean the dead skin off your feet.
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